Tyler was touched and showed up the next day, excited for a meaningful tattoo. What he didn’t know? I’d arranged the design.The result? A full-back tattoo reading: Property of Patricia – Mama’s Boy for Life.

His meltdown afterward was priceless. Now he’s single, living with mom, and trying to erase the tattoo. As for me? I’m happily dating Devon—the artist behind the masterpiece. Patricia was right—I wasn’t meant for that future. I made a better one.