old man? Never done anything wild in your life?”Without missing a beat, my dad looked him dead in the eyes, didn’t even blink, and said, “Oh, I got drunk once and hooked up with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.” You could’ve heard,

a pin drop. The teen didn’t know what to say—he just stared at my dad, wide-eyed. I couldn’t help but laugh; my dad’s one-liners are just too good. Classic granddad humor at its finest! I guess the peacock’s genes run deep.